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관심 있는 분들은 한번 영어로 훑어보기 바랍니다.
pet peeve는 질리게 하는 것이 라는 뜻이에요.
Lets talk about the absolute pinnacle of human audacity: People who walk at the pace of a dying tortoise in the middle of a grocery store aisle.
Im not talking about someone admiring the organic kale. Im talking about "Karen the Explorer," who parks her cart diagonally across the main thoroughfare, stands there staring into the abyss of the cereal aisle, and contemplates the existential dread of Capn Crunch versus Lucky Charms for fourteen uninterrupted minutes.
Its an aisle, Brenda, not a monastery! Move your body!
And dont even get me started on the "Group Stroll." You know the onesthe trio of friends walking side-by-side, moving at a speed so glacial that actual tectonic plates are probably drifting faster. They turn the aisle into a human velvet rope. You try to squeeze past, and they look at you like youre the one committing a war crime by wanting to reach the box of pasta behind them.
I have things to do! I have a life! I am currently being held hostage by your indecision over whether you want the chunky or the smooth salsa. Spoiler alert: Your life is going to be bland regardless of the texture!
The worst part? When they finally decide to move, they dont look behind them. They just initiate a sharp, unannounced 180-degree pivot like theyre practicing for a tactical unit. Im an inch away from slamming into their cart, and they just offer a polite, vacant smile that says, "I didnt realize I was sharing oxygen with the rest of you peasants."
Listen, if you need to contemplate your life choices, do it in the parking lot. Or, better yet, do it in the comfort of your own home while youre not blocking my access to the frozen pizza. We are all just trying to survive until checkout, and I don't need your lethargy to be the final boss battle of my Tuesday. |
